HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CUTE GIRL?

MISSING

WANTED

Name: Ngoo Sze Min (responds to darling or dear)

Age: 17++

Sex: After marriage

Height: Her head fits nicely on my shoulder

Weight: do you seriously expect me to know?

Others:

Extremely adorable

Very ticklish

Loves art

Loves Ming Wai

Goes to church every Sunday

Smses Ming Wai daily (limited to 5 a day)

If you have seen THIS HOTTIE, please dial 1800-I-LOVE-HER immediately!

Reward: a HAPPY Ming Wai.

Missing Persons Department