Oh ya. It's that fler again. Yes. THAT fler.
What happened to him la macha?
Aiya you know lar, nowadays the fler like damn busy ne, achelly the fler damn lazy one lar.
Aiyoyo! Macha, like that means gone la dei.
What to do? That chee bai owiz look damn blahdy lazy one what. You dono meh?
But then I thought exams dei.
Aiya, of course the fler gif ess-cuse la, exam la, no time la, read manga la, play games la, watch simpsons la, do this do that but all oso achelly he just dowana update onli marr...
Aiyoyo! Exams the macha do all this kinda tings ar? I thot he very good dei...?
Where got where gotttt.... If he good hor, I think I can do sek see le...
Sexy?
Sek see. Eat shit.
Aiyo macha you think I noe ah?
You lepak with the fler neva pick up one ah?
Got aso la, but then he say different dei.
The fler banana ma! What you expect? Haiya...
But the fler English like damn chun ne?
Damn chun? No la, just okay ne la. We all damn char onli ma. The fler got little bit quality, we got quantity ma? Speak Tamil to the fler he sure cabut dy.
Same la macha you speak Cinapek language all.
Hey guys! What's up man? Long time no see!
*Hey, the fler back dy. Don't tell him anything about what we talk just now ah! After the fler bengang ne.*
*Ya la macha, I know how to cover la dei.*
What are you guys talking about?
Err... We talking about exams la taikor. Damn hard ah.
We were talking about you macha...
*tiu! woi!*
... this macha here say he don like you la.
Eh? Where got? Talk cock ah you?
Huh?
Macha, serious macha, this fella...
Eh! Let's go makan.
Ah.. Can can. Can oso. Haha.
Let's go.
*Tiu ah! What the hell you doing la tiu?*
*Covering my own ass la macha.*
*...*
Note: Congratulations to Malaysia's first astronaut. Dr.Sheikh or something. What the heck, it didn't really matter which of the 2 flers took off, they're both Johannians anyway. =)
A while ago I heard a joke about space travelling. When Americans first entered space, they called their space travellers "astronauts". When Russians sent their men, they were called "cosmonauts". When Malaysia talks about space travel, we ask... "Can or not?" Well, now that we can, we've changed his title to "space participant" which is short for "I'm just a tourist who got sponsored by my government so that they can spend more money on useless stuff instead of funding education or emergency services which suck so much in my country that it take an hour for an ambulance to arrive (1 hour 30 minutes if they decide to go minum first) and by the time they arrive the fler ady die, and even then I'm not anybody useful to the team but I'm just tagging along so that I can enter the ever popular Malaysia Book of Records which has a new entry every hour of every day, so at least my descendants can say that I 'spaced out' and the government paid for it."
On the topic of kutuking msia, here's another joke. The British dug 2000m into the ground and found copper wiring. They therefore concluded that 2000 years ago they already had telephones. The Germans, not wanting to be left out, dug 3000m into the ground and found fibre optic cables. They therefore concluded that 3000 years ago they already had optic wire technology. Some damn intelligent fler in Malaysia decided to dig 5000m under a sawah padi and found nothing. He concluded that 5000 years ago, we already had wireless techonology. Smart eh?
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such blogs as "our side of the sun" and "twinkle twinkle little star". D'oh! - hooked on the yellow family called Simpsons. No, not the dumb blonde who was briefly married to Nick Lachey, it's the one with the fat, bald, beer-absorbing obnoxious father, the tall haired, OCD mother, the up to no good son, the brainy nerdy daughter and the *squeecko squeecko* baby.
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Have you seen this lady? We of the Form 5 in SJI miss her dearly. She hasn't come to school since the first trials ended a month ago. Form 5 is very quiet (figuratively) and lonely without her motherly presence in our halls and classes. If any of you have seen her lately, do please send her our love and tell her we need her back. For good.
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