post hiatus

Hello, I'm Tiger but I'm a dog.

Hey everyone (if there's still anyone who comes...) this is Tiger. My new puppy. Born on 1st April 2009, which makes her about 13 to 14 weeks old now. Okay. Dog haters and ppl who hate ppl who rant about how cute their pet is, skip the next paragraph.

OMG she is like super duper freaking cute! All the time looking at me with those eyes eeeeee i play with her everyday and hug her and sometimes kiss too. she's super smart too! taught her 'sit' in two days. now can sit and stay on command. and then and then horh... she's like woah! alwiz so happy to see me and so excited until swing tail like helicopter. haha. her tail curls slightly samor. so keute!! eee!!

okay. so wat's been happening for d last two months i havent update? i had the first of two exams that will determine my final grade for A levels, called the Advanced Subsidiary (AS) exam. It was generally okay, although i'm worried a lil about Chemistry and General Paper.

i had two weeks of holiday when i got my puppy and stayed at home most of d time to care for her. oh yeah, told my mum about her. mum's response? "let's see how long this lasts." how encouraging..

i just had my first week of my last (3rd) semester here at sunway uni col. kinda sad at first... 2/3 time with friends gone dy. i dread this feeling of seperating with friends i'm so used to seeing on a regular basis... but kyc has taught me to get used to this feeling. i handle it better now, but the sting of seperation still hurts.

anyways... sting of seperation and what not but first week of lessons really felt like one whole semester dy. so much on my mind compared to one week ago. gahh... i keep wanting to turn back time to last time. when bro was still around. when AS was my concern and not A2. when... when... haih.

anyways. got a new comp. haha. can play fallout 3 and sims 3, so far. havent try others yet. oh yeah tried a game called 'plants vs zombies' which is a tower defense game. lesley lar. got me addicted. wat a dick. haha.

i missed two gatherings dy. one was my primary school gathering. malas lar. not dat i got much to say to many of dem also. i never reli felt welcome there. then after dat was NS gathering. again same feelings. so now there'll be a kyc gathering. dis one different story. dis one cannot afford to miss. hahaha...

oh yeah this sunday is st john ambulance agm for my division. hope i didnt misplace my cap.

time is running out... at the end of this blissful period, where will we go? will we continue? or will we part ways? thinking about it makes me feel like crying. not just in sadness but in despair and dread at the thought. i wish i could be with you for my whole life. always seeing you everyday. i meant what i said that day... yours is the face i want to wake up to see every morning for the rest of my life til the morning that my eyes remain shut forever. you are the perfect piece to fit me, and vice versa. i just wish we could go on and on and on and on. with each passing day i get closer to u n feel even worse at the thought of A2 and beyond.

if only.

let's not make each post long to encourage more frequent updating, shall we? hahahaha...

oh yeah kor. nah. some time dy dis one. one of d sniper maps larh. haha...

googie!

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now how the HECK did THAT happen? haha.

exams just started... Advanced Subsidiary or AS for short. my a-levels exams are divided into two exams, one now and one more at the end of the year. so dis is my first exam with cambridge. hmm. today was math which was a breeze as usual. no i am not lan si. it's a fact. every is least worried about math. i've got biology, chemistry, and physics to occupy my worries. space is limited in 'ming wai's worries' so priority is given to bio/chem/physics. more to chem/bio.

i havent been blogging recently coz im afraid dat watever i choose to write about, i'll go back to discussing the perak issue. see? i almost did again. anyway, my opinion is that d longer the fight between them goes on, d less faith we have in BOTH parties and d more tired we become and eventually we all go back to everyday life without so much as a glance in their direction. okay. i should stop here.

i still dont know how to tell my mum that i'm getting a puppy. it's a she, btw. (name suggestions please! dad said not to give a human name. so names like angela, sarah, jessica are all out.. names like lulu and mimi are fine kua). i mean, for as long as i can remember my mum dislikes d idea of having pets. she despises the cats that poo'd in our garden last time in tkp. recently she kena flea bites coz neighbours keep pets in d condominium (which they aren't supposed to). so... how lar? somemore she'll be damn worried dat it'll affect my studies. well im worries oso actually. haih. but mei sze and ming sern did it and they turned out fine... by golly i'll give it a shot lah! haha.

"...aren't you taking me home soon, ming wai?"

one more month. one more month.

with cute puppy comes great responsiblity...

Dad

Mum

Siblings

Potential addition to my household in 2 month's time...

...i think mei sze will want to stay over.. haha.

oh dear, not another one....?

...as requested, Jun Lin. haha.

just a graph i created

good luck ppl.

waiting

hey mr. dominos man, are you on your way yet?

are you riding on your bike, pizza strapped behind?

is my pizza still hot, the flavours correct?

did you get my order right, mr. dominos man?

hey mr. dominos man, i don't see you yet.

did you get lost? is here difficult to find?

should i turn on the lights for you?

are you on your way yet, mr. dominos man?

hey mr. dominos man, dont be late...

if you are then i get a coupon

and my pizza's no longer hot

but i gotta pay all the lot...

hey mr. dominos man

hey mr. dominos man

ride your bike and come

give me my dinner and be gone.

...is a really strong word.

im starting to feel as if my blog is an outlet for my frustrations.

i hate being alone at home ALL the time.

i hate being alone for meal times.

i hate having to ask, beg, plead and persuade others to have dinner with me.

i hate it when i have to dress up and get in d car and go out and find parking and get a table and sit alone and read the menu alone and wait for food alone, toying with my phone as if i have important messages coming in (in a way i do..) and avoiding the stares of people around me and wishing i had someone to talk to and then eating alone and then when im done pay the bill and walk out alone without a word and get back in d car n drive home alone and change clothes to home clothes again.

i hate it when i order expensive pizza delivered to the house and having to wait alone for the delivery guy, and paying rm30 for a meal alone at home watching tv and then cleaning up alone.

i hate it when this isnt once in a while. it's at least 5 times a week.

i hate it that my bro is not here. dont even mind d pubic-hair-on-toilet-floor thing.

i hate it that i xbox alone.

i hate it that coop games like halo3 and lotr: conquest and lan games like cs... i play by myself.

i hate saying that i hate being alone.

when i was.......

heya peeps. just back from sunway lagoon with college mates. i mean, college friends. not ppl from college who are possible mates (well except one sexy girl la. haha. but even then not til after them wedding bells).

anyways, in case you aren't from sunway a levels july 08 intake, i am on holiday dis week. been stoning lah. and lazy update blog. as usual. not as stressed anymore after mocks over. (yes i noe my major exam is coming soon stfu)

so anyways 8 of us went to sunway lagoon. i'll be posting in more detail later on when others post up pictures n i can steal from their blogs lar. so here's a brief run thru and also my thoughts on something that's been bugging me all day today.

morning meet at sunway lagoon, stop by for j.co's doughnut and black coffee. i dont noe y but i kinda insisted on going to j.co's for breakfast. mebbe it's coz i was thinking back to another lifetime when i went lagoon with another bunch of close friends (who are, by now, not as close anymore. dont ask and i wont lie.) and we had j.co's dat morning too.

for some reason my college buddies were in favour of going for d wet park before d dry park. therefore we went for all those rides n i pushed em on d floats at d wave pool and lazy river n all dat larh. n splash splash all. den after a brief bite, we went to d dry park. by then, boy was i exhausted. coffee wearing off, tired from all d exertion back at d wet park, etc etc. so no, i was not in tip-top condition to be going for all those barf-inducing rides.

i skipped d pirate thingy. den went some teapot thingy where u just spin n spin n spin n think of physics and spin and spin n think of centripetal forces n all dat nonsense dat im supposed to noe for a levels but not supposed to think of during a sunway lagoon ride during holidays. skipped d other tomahawk thingy. skipped d rollercoaster n d other one too. went for one or two more n dat was it.

now, d thing dat has been bugging me all day. since i didnt go for those rides right, some ppl just got it into their heads dat im sorta a wimp. a loser. and dat i suck for not going for these stuff.

well, maybe i am, who am i to say for sure?

but in my defence, let me tell you about my past experiences with these stuff.

i went for d genting stuff so long ago dat i cant rmbr when, and i only noe thru mum n dad abt it.

when i was ELEVEN, i went to disneyland in anaheim, california with mum. just two of us. mum n i were both scared but yet we still went for d matterhorn where it's almost all in full darkness. so dark u cant see ur own hands.

when i was FOURTEEN i went to disneyland paris. i went with a tour for youths, 5 girls and i. for three weeks i was in the uk and paris without family. and then at disneyland, i went for all those crazy rides by myself.

when i was SEVENTEEN i went to disneyland hong kong. quite a disappointment, actually. not many rides open. nevertheless, went for d space mountain n did other stuff.

last year, i went to some theme park in korea where there was a rollercoaster dat i went on dat was made fully out of wood and no metal, and it had a 70 degree drop (the highlight of d ride, apparently). during dat drop, my butt was off d seat. owh, and d ride was constructed such that d whole structure bends and sways along with u when ure taking those fast corners.

so tell me. do you think i'd be pissed when someone says that i suck for not going for all those rides at SUNWAY LAGOON? well, somehow i thought that real friends aren't judgemental. are they not real friends or have the rules changed?

screw this. it's 4am n i gotta sleep.

you know the meaning of destressing when....

Question: What does Ming Wai do on the night before his Physics Mock Exam? (2 marks)

....and YES i name my bots WTFail.

....only after studying....

....and before blogging....

....and then nao sleep. sleeeeep.

*to minghui: i know im a bad brother by saying this but... CAN YOU BEAT MY SCORE?? wuahahahhaa.... 20minutes game. heh. heh. hehhh. btw i took d sniper.*

where have they gone...?

the fun times...

chee kian, theng, and me with li jia at her bday poolside party.. dis is li jia semi-drunk... later she would keep saying "take picture la! take picture la! havent take picture yet la!" despite us telling her dat we already took pictures. haha. so keute.

soh yun han, me and lynnett at klcc. i menyampuk oni la. haha...

me and melody and the remedy! haha. miss u my friend. how's... erh... uk? haha.

me, vina, and sabrina... dis was after kyc07. notice my tshirt kena conteng with a bra. by aileen. where u aileeeeeeeeen?

dis was at qian's hse at the end of 2007. vina, me and edwin. after swim, before shower.

dis was recent. with many of d kyc gang! "sexylicious" gang they call it. haha. apparently i'm 'mingwailicious'. vina is vinalicious, natalie is natalicious, ken is kenalicious and so on and so forth. kinda lame and childish in a way but so cool n awesome. haha. when i use d word awesome i think of natalie. why arh? fish fish.

on d same evening as the above picture. vina looking prettieee as usual. haha.

dis with ma' ASS!! assISTANT. ex-assistant. haha. those were d days, when we'll perform at alsco functions like dis visit to rumah seri sejahtera. 

dis with da buddy justin ooi. he dun like taking pictures. so he was giving THAT look. haha. dis was at last year's tan sri dato' dr. jeffrey cheah scholarship awards ceremony. (to show that i got rm8k discount from my tuition fees. haha.)

dis with mich and ms ann, ALSCO teacher advisor. yeah. she's a teacher. now teaching me math. damn keute one she. but in class quite scary sometimes. most of d time. haha.

dis is with d 'alsco girls' + lorenzo... sarah, hui sin, lesley, michelle, and siao chien. eh? where's yuan teng? my pic not complete. =/

dis is with my bro! haha. back in korea. =)

dis is michelle chasing me at rumah charis trial run. d sponge throwing thing where it all started =D

and it's birthday season again!

happy birthday coyin! 18 dy wor. nah let u molest as present. xp

mingwai: mumble mumble...                

siao chien: what??                                      

mingwai: i said, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

i know it's kinda late... but happy birthday! my gila friend who's always d funnier one. haha... 

well that's it. bio sucked. chem will suck tmr too. bb.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeVENTs.

SATURDAY

morning til afternoon - a-level sports & games competition

morning til afternoon - kiwanis visit to zoo with children from various homes

night - charity dinner at bukit kiara (invited by nabilah)

SUNDAY

morning - st john ambulance pudu combined adult division Annual General Meeting 2009

.....and the best part?

MONDAY - FRIDAY

A-Level (AS) Mock Exams

which means i cannot attend ALL the weekend events. wat the f*************k!!!!

why why whyyy... usually NOBODY asks me out during the weekends... but when it comes to exam time, SUDDENLYYYYY....

*BOOM!*

invitations come pouring in (or so it seems).

oh, and i'm 'grounding' myself this weekend to do last minute mugging.

chemistry i'm really really worried.

math i'm kinda worried, coz i forgot a lot of stuff for AS, coz mixed up with A2 topics.

physics i'm a lil worried. d few testpapers that mr. ala gave us to do i didnt hand up coz din do in time, but i just finished dem just now, and... i find that without referring to notes, i'm quite lost. okay so maybe my physics i'm quite worried.

biology i'm a lil worried. lotsa details that have escaped my memory. (me trying to remember stuff is like trying to drink soup using a sieve) but not too bad i guess. coz the big picture of all d topics i can recall somewhat ok ok larh.

GP im quite worried too, but not much that i can do about it coz it's not really a studying subject.

so there.

so glad that i got over my bio presentation on cholera. my group presented on tuesday evening, and we did a spectacular job! haha. all thanks to all my team members who cooperated. even wz who didnt submit d proper points for his subtopic 'global concern' for both the powerpoint presentation and the hand outs... (well, i'm also responsible for that subtopic lar... ended up i did both anyway) but he impressed me when actually presenting. so i can safely say that all my teammates contributed their own part to the presentation. miss nesa praised us and said that we have good presentation skills. well. she also said i have good presentation skills coz i crack a joke every now and then. well.... i guess i have confidence for public speaking from all that leadership camps from kiwanis and my experience in sjam i guess. haha. ok well now starting to drag this 'acceptance speech' dy. haha. well. uh.

i got a dilemma la. yoke teck (my sjam senior) smsed me:

"Hi! You r seleted to participate in the State Competition 2009 on 25th n 26th April 2009 representing KLPCAD which will be held at Regional HQ. We r forming the team now n the training will be on every sat n sun starting fr 4th April. Training on weekdays will be inform later. Pls reply me whether u can make it or not n hope we could form a male n female team this year. Thanks!"

so yeah. add on to the list at the top...

SUNDAY afternoon - state comp training

well, i think i will reject the state comp thingy. for all of u who dunno... in wilayah persekutuan, usually there'll be only 2 divisions participating in my category, the Ambulance Adult category. so there's a 50% chance of goin to National Competition, which will be sometime in late May. and guess what?

May-June is my AS exam. One of the two major exams i have for this year.

i find myself imagining what my dear mother would say to me if i asked her. i can almost imagine being deaf from all the scolding and lecturing. i dont mean it in a bad way. the fact that i can predict her reaction guided me to decide that i wont join state comp. at least not dis year. coz i still try my best to listen to her advice and follow her instructions... i realise i cannot compare to her in terms of life experience. so therefore, most of her advice i'll take. except the part about "DON'T GET STEADY GIRLFRIEND SO FAST!! go play play around first before you settle down and get serious......" so yeah. haha. strangely i've never wanted to 'play play'... all my r/ships i treat very seriously one. well. for my part i do. haha.. #1 was not serious AT ALL, #2 im not so sure, #3 oso i not sure... haha. what? #4 u ask? refer to my previous post larrrr.... -.-!!!

anyways it's coming to 2am and i really gotta get some sleep. mr. chong's chem is at 8.30 tmr and i cant afford to be late. im already lagging behind. still slightly ahead of most i tink, but still not up to standards. hmmph. 26/40 for d mini-test. can u blif dat? hope mich betters me tmr..

so long and thanks for all the fish!

when the music fades....

you know (duh) that i dont really update my blog as often as i used to. and at one point i updated daily. but still, my blog seems so dead. 50 visits per week. dats not including my daily visits to see if anyone still comes. it doesnt look like it, and i only have myself to blame. anyways. i'm here to talk about one very special, wonderful person.

there are some times when you feel like the world is on your shoulders, and that everyone is watching you suffer and laughing at you for it. there are times when you just feel like there's no point in carrying on in life. it's too pointless. sometimes you even feel that your life is so dull and monotonous that you yearn to be free.

it is during these times that i am rejuvenated by this person. i am made whole again. i am revitalised. awakened.

there are moments in life when you feel like you're at the top. like you're feeling that there's nobody stopping you from taking over the world. nobody to prevent you from reaching the peak. and then suddenly you look down and realise that you're alone. all alone.

it is during these times that i know without a doubt that i am not alone. i have someone holding my hand all the way. sharing my joys, rejoicing with me as i rejoice.

occasionally you see other people together and you feel left out. you see them hugging and kissing and holding hands and being affectionate. and you look to yourself and wonder when will i ever get the chance?

in a single heartbeat my thoughts go to her. i know that wherever she is, i am in her heart, and in her mind. i can almost feel the love radiating from her to me, calling me out and basking me in her light.

there are some situations when you look in the mirror and dont see what you want to see. many times i see a fat, ugly monster with little or no talent at all. sometimes you see another girl and remark upon her beauty, her charm, her personality.

all these times, i close my eyes and thank the Lord. for i have been so blessed with loving not just someone beautiful, charming, or with great personality, but also someone whom i know loves me with all her heart despite my many flaws and weaknesses. i am safe in the knowledge that she will be there for me.

sometimes you just want to hold someone. like there's no tomorrow.

if i close my eyes, i see her and i can feel myself slip my arms around her and embrace her tightly. like there's not tomorrow.

well, if there really is no tomorrow...

then i have no regrets whatsoever with my one and only.

Michelle Teo Chin Chi.

keep on smiling, dear.

lolbuilding

been tryin my hand at lolbuilding lately. here's my (and michelle's) favourite one that i created so far. although i think it may be banned. haha.

me? not updates? urs eyesites not vry goot akshully...

YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING YOUR BLOG WHEN:

1) despite checking the 'Remember Me' box when signing in to blogger.com, you've been away SO long that... they forgot. hmm.

2) you don't feel like looking at your blog

3) you feel uncomfortable when people ask if you have a blog

4) your weekly blog hit count goes below 80 visits

5) people stop coming to your blog

6) the ones that do, leave in frustration

7) and often leave behind messages telling you to update

8) your girlfriend is one of them

9) aiyah. you know one la. haha.

yeah yeah been not updates. i'z not beezee. jus lil unhardwurkin. feeling to blog no cummin. not noz who listenin. not noz wat write. wat write will be borin. ze peekshure aso not puttin ups. agin, coz jus lil unhardwurkin. nao use Google Chrome. mus betta. buts evrytym open ze webs browser, owayz see ze 'istoree. owayz see failblog.org and icanhascheezburger.com and graphjam.com and flipperfeet.blogspot.com . oways not see angelofdarknesssss.blogspot.com and blogger.com/home coz... unhardwurkin.

akshully got lots dat can write. vun week ago iz at camps. yez. camps. same plaze as KYC08. NUR LEMBAH PANGSUN theyz call itz. go with a level studan counsil. go on frideh. cummin back is sundeh. is tiring. iz getz painfool soufenir from z camps. is stil nawt heal yet. stil pain. nobodeeh helps. all tinks "hez furs eider, no? let he helps ownself." and zey are rite. iz betta to helpin ownself. but sometimes is nice too if zey offer. forgives me, i tinkin i a bits off tangent nao.

so zis camp. nice camp is. tire, but still vry nice. iz help to plan vun hecktivitee. first mus rearranges own team in straight lines. nao i feelin unhardwurkin to explain akshully. so iz not explain. zen after zat iz arrange ownself, all ownself, in vun circle akkordin to burfday. zey kenot speak at zis time. after zat theyz sittin down. iz makin all make ownself vun sound and vun sound onli. everybody join in. makes musik. i like.

dat nite wez go jungle n walk without lite. fun - see stars nice. fun - walk in dark. not expereence for long tym. not fun - mozzie attacks. not fun - vun he-deot iz ze vun leadin own team, bringing us evrywher but not unnerstan zat we not wants sightseein, but wants eem to follow rope, but mebbe hez not unnerstan engrish so goot. vai? vai hez not unnerstan my engrish? nuttin vrong vith engrish. mebbe lil bit accents but not thick. even tho body thick. but dat vun is different story.

next day v go play uzzer games by uzzer team. fun - pretends to be car n makes z juniors frastratid, crash insides they car meanin they start agin. lol watcha mafala dilla! muruku urugu uno! we'z alzo has raftin and ze pond crossin. iz gets soufenir here. rope is hot when iz go fast, and i kno coz i has got soufenir on leg. is pain.

nite tiem we has campfire and my teams take outs da frastratin on he-deot by me acts as heem, bein all damb and stoopit. well. is not fair. buts iz do it dat time as groups show. he-deot not say kenot. means can. so wez do it.

zat nite also we has single dropping in foresh. we becummin d droppin, and zey's droppin us. iz not smelly. iz not scare. iz tired. and back was pain. and of coz feelin da boredness. after long time, ahbout 1 to 2 hour, zey pick us up agin n take us back to camp. den my dahling. she missing. nots zer. i kno zey take her n hides her to play trick on us. iz not like. iz tired and vanting sleepz. like nao. iz vanting sleepz nao. nao.

on 3rd day iz wake up at 11 coz previous nite z seniors sleep 5am. iz enjoy sleepz. sleepz vry easy and refresh.

wez go for more games. fun.

zat vuz how my camps vos.

yon thursday iz go show with dahling at bangsar. iz enjoy, she enjoy. actrs studio bangsar clozein. so we go as support for last shows. nice. got d up-stand comediens. douglas lim, afdlin shauki, harith iskander. iz see patrick teoh in audience. looks fierce. if not fierce iz talk wit him. but hez fierce.

if vant joke ask k?

iz looks liek stoopit hoomin. i kno. not need to tell. shh.

kthxbai.

angkor wat. what? wat. what?

just back from cambodia!

boy it's been a rough week...

okay. lemme see... when did i last update...?

ahh yess. chinese new year.

welllll.... 

since cny alot has happened. i mean, alotlot. like. alotlot (you get what i mean laaaa).

for starters, i started classes again after the holidays. well, not exactly a lot, you might say, but believe me when i say, class starting is a LOT of work. -.-.... well. chongchong is back in business, ms nesa is rushing thru bio as usual (since we got a LOT to cover before our TWO major exams this year... like... a LOTLOT... like..... you get the drift) mr. ala is comfortably breezing thru physics theory (and me very malas wana do d exercises in d big, thick, heavy book of past year questions) and ms see teaching statsII (which i ALSO very malas wana do d exercises in d big, thick, heavy textbook), and ms joy teaching gp (presentation + essays. dont reli mind d presentations. essay... i feel very... yea u guessed it. malas.) didnt see ms ann in class tho (which means... i didnt touch her homework either... xp). she onli teaches on thursdays n fridays. thursday the lecturers had a staff cny lunch, and friday i wasa off to cambodia. which leads me to point number two....

cambodia. yes i went holiday. lemme tell u d whole story first. long ago, dad asked me n bro whether our schedules are clear for d trip. 6 to 9 february. den i said got skul on friday n monday ma. he said friday we can go after my classes (which end at 12.30 on fridays) and monday is public holiday coz of thaipusam on sunday. so okay lorh. den last week i found out dat we're leaving on friday morning. how did i find out? dad let slip dat my grandfather, yeh yeh as i call him or YY for short, has to stay overnight at our subang place on thursday night coz friday morning gotta fly off. i was like, huh? friday morning? u mean i gotta skip classes on friday morning?? den he said nvm la, i onli got like 3 hours of classes on friday morning. so asked me to skip. very very very reluctantly i agreed. much to my mum's dismay. mum believes that studies comes before anything else. and i agree. but my dad says onli 3 hours, can catch up. so anyways i agreed. den the night before the trip, on thursday night, i overheard my dad talking on d phone dat he's going overseas til tuesday. tuesday?? i waited for him to end his call. den i questioned him. he said yeah all d while it was 6 to 10 february. but even my brother thot it's 6 to 9th. like wtf? now i have to skip friday AND tuesday too?? he said we're reaching lcct at 11.30. can reach my coll by 12.30. but my classes start at 11.30! den he said nvm only 1 hour. that night, i didnt dare tell my mom. but sooner or later it would come out anyway. the next morning in the taxi to lcct at 5am, bro smsed mom. mom called me and then started shouting n scolding n basically being very very very pissed at my dad. to her credit, she has NEVER asked me to skip school EVER BEFORE. when i was in form 3, before we shifted to setiawangsa, she had to send me to school one morning coz i tink i woke up late, too late for d bus. den as she was speeding down jalan ipoh, a thai monk decided to dash across d road, and my mum knocked her. she was alrite, my mum (after a brief period of going crazy) was alrite too. still, my mom sent me to lrt station and then went to police station. and she's probably one of the biggest reasons why I SCORED PERFECT 100% ATTENDANCE FOR ALL FIVE YEARS IN SECONDARY SCHOOOL. so anyways. back to the cambodia mess up. den my mum over the phone scold scold scold n everything. finally she forbade me to go on d trip. which i didnt really object la. cambodia. dont go. so what? i'll get to see michelle n sms her n call her n all anyways. n i'll have d weekend off. den at lcct my dad was like "why is your mum all out to ruin our holidays plans??" den somehow a compromise was reached (although my mum still didnt agree) by my dad spending an extra rm350 to change my return flight one day earlier. so here i am. alone at home. my dad n bro n YY still at cambodia. i din reli miss much la. i like it better here anyways. but my mum is still pissed. me n my bro are supposed to surrender our passports to her for safekeeping.... and making sure my dad doesnt steal me away from college again.

so, cambodia! yes, angkor wat and what not. tuk tuk was interesting! its actually a motorbike pulling a little cart. and im sitting in d cart. haha. bumpy ride! what i rmbr most abt cambodia is dat d place is damn dusty n dry n sandy! of coz, it's d dry season there now ma. the tonle sap lake swells to like 10 times its size during rainy season or something lidat. haha. and the food was good! not too different la from malay food. a lot of lemon grass and basil leaf used. coconuts are a fav drink there. my bro tried a rather peculiar...... local delicacy. it's called balut. or in Khmer (their language) something that sounds like "phon tia khun". it's just a duck egg. but what makes it so special and so weird dat my dad n YY n myself are unwilling to try it? okay. dad said la (not verified to be true) a duck egg typically takes 21 days to develop after being fertilized, to become a chick. this "phon tia khun" is also referred to as the 20 day egg. well. basically when my brother broke the boiled egg open, it was half egg inside and half chick. yeah. semi-developed chick. almost-there-chick. chick-that-nearly-became-chick-but-didnt. yeah. and as my brother was eating it, he took out semi developed bones, one duck foot, and a few feathers.  YES. FEATHERS. but my bro said it's almost tasteless. very subtly, there's the taste of a very dry boiled yolk. u noe, if u boil an egg n eat d yolk by itself. but the broth that's inside d egg was very very good, apparently. tasted like a real, proper, chicken soup, he said. oh well. perhaps when im 23 i'll try something like that. haha. just to creep michelle out. xp she'll never want another kiss. xp

so yeah. it seems that i'm a very busy guy, no? haha. dont blive arr. vina oso say "having Michelle update your blog for you samo" haha. well. im inviting everybody lor to guest blog. coz usually i talk n talk n talk til dry dy my blog. according to my site tracker, my views dipped to 70+ in d last week. haha. well at least i still update lorh. ehemehemLESLEYcoughcough. xp

well. i wana post something sometime abt a topic that caught my interest. something like a gp essay title la. but i thought it up all by myself. hehe. i'll just tell y'all d title, den later (later can mean tomorrow, next week, or next month k!) i'll blog on it.

"Knowledge decreases our appreciation of beauty."

well when i first thought it up i was in cambodia, in the tuk tuk as we drove on d sandy, bumpy roads with my shades n cap and mask. i was thinking. well yeah the angkor wat and angkor thom and etc etc. thinking in d modern world la k. wah klcc. eiffel tower. yada yada yada. very nice meh? i noe how they all built it. nothing great oso. look kinda ugly oso. like two pineapples sticking out of kl. d pyramid very beautiful meh? i declare myself god-king and force thousands of people into slavery just to build my final resting place. very nice meh? i duno.

on the other hand...

wait wait wait. im starting d topic dy! kenot la. my poor readers. dahlah hafta read thru my family affairs (assuming u read la. hahahahaaaaaaaa) now gotta read thru some crazy guy's rantings. rantings by mw. no? haha.

aites. til next time! ciaoz amigoz.

Oi? Siapa ni?

*smiles freakily* Haaaaaai. :D

I feel the pressure. I really really do. How the hell am I suppose to be as funny as Ming Wai? AND ON HIS BLOG! I feel like some local band who performs on stage to buy time for the real band to come out and play (which is what Ming Wai wants anyway, so here I am, the "local band" of the week? Or probably month. Since he seldom update his blog. Why does he own a blog ar if like that? -_-" update la brudder!).

Oh, happy Chinese New Year everyone! Hope you're having a good time!

For those who celebrate Chinese New Year, remember the times where we were greedy little kids who just wanted ang paus? Heck, I remember pulling my mum to go visit all our Chinese neighbours just to receive ang paus. Some can be really generous, while some can be super stingy. There was once I received like RM2 for an ang pau packet. Some more they're close friends of my parents. And they're super rich. When I received that ang pau packet, I ran into the toilet to open it up and my facial expression was like this: -______________-". And I was a 5-year-old! Swt.

But nowadays Chinese New Year to me means family time. Instead of hoping for ang pau packets, I looked forward to meeting my cousins more. Remarkably, the less I hope for ang pau packets, the more I seem to receive. In fact, my aunt gave me an RM50 instead of an RM20, BY MISTAKE! XD My brothers and sister got only RM20 from her. Damn shiok. :D

(Also, another friend of my uncle's gave me and my sister RM20 instead of RM5 like they gave my brothers. Hahahahaha!)

Fine. I'm still that greedy-fat-money-faced kid deep down inside.

I can say that this is the best celebration I ever had: Family reunions, peaceful atmosphere, meeting up with loved ones, and duh, the ang paus.


Oh, I haven't introduced myself. And I'm not going to. But please, take a wild guess (tapi nama aku kat bawah post ni XD). Till then, let us cross fingers in hopes that Ming Wai will update his blog more frequently and that the guest bloggers don't conquer "The Other Side of the Moon".

gong xi fa cai! angpau lai lai!

Happy CNY everyone!

Btw, currently there are FOUR people who have expressed interest in guest blogging. and in response to dsya's "what is guest blogging?" well. i duno what it really is. but to me, it means you get to post one entry on my blog!

come come and have your say on my blog. it's a very small community who reads my blog lah. nothing like sheena's 1000 a day kinda thing. more like.... 100 a week? hahaha. who cares la. u're leaving your mark on my blog leh. dat sez somethin aite?

NEW UPDATE: if ure truly interested, i'll temporarily add you as a blog author for you to add one post. so if you wana say something here, then give me your email address where you want me to send you the invite kay? cheers!

okay. time to get down to homework... or not. lolcats is really killin me!

oh yeah. time to take down my poll. btw. i am around 90kg. surprised? from the poll results, i dont tink so. haha....

just cause YOU are too lazy to do it...

BEING YOUR SON DOESN'T MEAN I'M FREE LABOUR!!



and NO!



SAYING "thanks" BEFORE I EVEN AGREE DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY

guest blogger?

In one of my attempts at maintaining this blog even with such a busy schedule, I've decided that I'll have guest bloggers! Yeah, people are welcome to come and have their say on my blog. Of course the authors are restricted to those whom I approve la. If you're interested in writing a little something, anything you want, over here on 'the other side of the moon', please feel free to inform me! By sms, call, email, msn, or whatever means larh. Who knows, I might write on your blog too. Haha. Oh well. Bring it on peeps!

oh yeah. i hate cockroaches too. hmm.

i can has cheezburger nao? nao? how about nao?

i has not bin updatez. i knows. i iz soriez.

i iz lazies.

i luvies michy lotz. and mine friens too.

i can has cheezburger nao?