lolbuilding

been tryin my hand at lolbuilding lately. here's my (and michelle's) favourite one that i created so far. although i think it may be banned. haha.

me? not updates? urs eyesites not vry goot akshully...

YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING YOUR BLOG WHEN:

1) despite checking the 'Remember Me' box when signing in to blogger.com, you've been away SO long that... they forgot. hmm.

2) you don't feel like looking at your blog

3) you feel uncomfortable when people ask if you have a blog

4) your weekly blog hit count goes below 80 visits

5) people stop coming to your blog

6) the ones that do, leave in frustration

7) and often leave behind messages telling you to update

8) your girlfriend is one of them

9) aiyah. you know one la. haha.

yeah yeah been not updates. i'z not beezee. jus lil unhardwurkin. feeling to blog no cummin. not noz who listenin. not noz wat write. wat write will be borin. ze peekshure aso not puttin ups. agin, coz jus lil unhardwurkin. nao use Google Chrome. mus betta. buts evrytym open ze webs browser, owayz see ze 'istoree. owayz see failblog.org and icanhascheezburger.com and graphjam.com and flipperfeet.blogspot.com . oways not see angelofdarknesssss.blogspot.com and blogger.com/home coz... unhardwurkin.

akshully got lots dat can write. vun week ago iz at camps. yez. camps. same plaze as KYC08. NUR LEMBAH PANGSUN theyz call itz. go with a level studan counsil. go on frideh. cummin back is sundeh. is tiring. iz getz painfool soufenir from z camps. is stil nawt heal yet. stil pain. nobodeeh helps. all tinks "hez furs eider, no? let he helps ownself." and zey are rite. iz betta to helpin ownself. but sometimes is nice too if zey offer. forgives me, i tinkin i a bits off tangent nao.

so zis camp. nice camp is. tire, but still vry nice. iz help to plan vun hecktivitee. first mus rearranges own team in straight lines. nao i feelin unhardwurkin to explain akshully. so iz not explain. zen after zat iz arrange ownself, all ownself, in vun circle akkordin to burfday. zey kenot speak at zis time. after zat theyz sittin down. iz makin all make ownself vun sound and vun sound onli. everybody join in. makes musik. i like.

dat nite wez go jungle n walk without lite. fun - see stars nice. fun - walk in dark. not expereence for long tym. not fun - mozzie attacks. not fun - vun he-deot iz ze vun leadin own team, bringing us evrywher but not unnerstan zat we not wants sightseein, but wants eem to follow rope, but mebbe hez not unnerstan engrish so goot. vai? vai hez not unnerstan my engrish? nuttin vrong vith engrish. mebbe lil bit accents but not thick. even tho body thick. but dat vun is different story.

next day v go play uzzer games by uzzer team. fun - pretends to be car n makes z juniors frastratid, crash insides they car meanin they start agin. lol watcha mafala dilla! muruku urugu uno! we'z alzo has raftin and ze pond crossin. iz gets soufenir here. rope is hot when iz go fast, and i kno coz i has got soufenir on leg. is pain.

nite tiem we has campfire and my teams take outs da frastratin on he-deot by me acts as heem, bein all damb and stoopit. well. is not fair. buts iz do it dat time as groups show. he-deot not say kenot. means can. so wez do it.

zat nite also we has single dropping in foresh. we becummin d droppin, and zey's droppin us. iz not smelly. iz not scare. iz tired. and back was pain. and of coz feelin da boredness. after long time, ahbout 1 to 2 hour, zey pick us up agin n take us back to camp. den my dahling. she missing. nots zer. i kno zey take her n hides her to play trick on us. iz not like. iz tired and vanting sleepz. like nao. iz vanting sleepz nao. nao.

on 3rd day iz wake up at 11 coz previous nite z seniors sleep 5am. iz enjoy sleepz. sleepz vry easy and refresh.

wez go for more games. fun.

zat vuz how my camps vos.

yon thursday iz go show with dahling at bangsar. iz enjoy, she enjoy. actrs studio bangsar clozein. so we go as support for last shows. nice. got d up-stand comediens. douglas lim, afdlin shauki, harith iskander. iz see patrick teoh in audience. looks fierce. if not fierce iz talk wit him. but hez fierce.

if vant joke ask k?

iz looks liek stoopit hoomin. i kno. not need to tell. shh.

kthxbai.