is there such a thing as unrandomness?

just couldnt resist coming here mid-week. coz... bro told me a damn blardy lame joke he saw on the simpsons.

you know golf? yeah, d game of GOLF (Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden, i heard) is played by whacking a ball with a golf stick. you got various types of golf clubs rite? there's the driver, the woods, the irons, the pitching wedge, the sand wedge, and the putter. each club is used in different situations, depending on the distance you wana hit and the terrain your ball currently is sitting on. for your first shot from the teebox, usually a driver. from the nice, trim fairway, a wood or iron. nearby the hole, a pitching wedge. in a SAND TRAP or BUNKER, a SAND WEDGE. worth noting is the sand wedge's face is very flat and open.

so homer simpson, my great hero, is playing golf (for the 1st time!) with his boss, mr.burns. then homer hits his into a bunker aka sandtrap. he's at a loss of what to do, coz he's never hit into a bunker b4. so mr.burns calls out to him.

"don't just stand there, you idiot! use an open faced club! the sand wedge!!"

and our hero homer goes....





"Ooooh.... Open faced club sandwich........... Mmmm...."


haha.


okay if you didnt think that was funny, either your name is lesley or im just a bit crazy. haha. sue me! no no no i didnt mean that. legal fees are v v expensive these days. nvm nvm.. im losing it. oh wait! i found it! oh no... im on a roll... coz im an all rounder... gaaah!! shud stop NOW.


thanx to edwin, vina, sabrina, melody, carmen, bro and dad for making my sunday a very memorable one. love yall!!



my a levels intake at sunway got SOOOO many couples popping out here n there. got one confirmed couple. gt one coupling soon. gt one like each other. gt a few more.

and im not ANY of them!! haha... belif arh? belif arh?? it's true leh. mingwai is happily single... for the moment. besides, who can resist the freedom of flirting anywhere n whenever i want rite? okay, i dont lar, but still... the thought that i CAN if i wanted to rite? haha... and NO vina, i HAVEN'T been posting pictures of girls on my blog k? all of em were friends anyways. well... that's what i think at least. *gulp*.


TODAY i have been labelled a chemistry expert by my classmates.

oh no.

it started when i entered chem class dis morning. 8.15am. ppl started asking me abt chem homework. and i started teaching. n sharing my answers. soon my homework was being passed around and 3 ppl at any one time were asking me abt their answers. why? coz....

i bothered to do my homework last night.

i may not be as smart as ppl think me, but i hope to put in more effort than ppl give me credit for right now larh.




am i boring you?



goodnight, and goodluck.


damn malaysian studies to hell.