lolbuilding

been tryin my hand at lolbuilding lately. here's my (and michelle's) favourite one that i created so far. although i think it may be banned. haha.

me? not updates? urs eyesites not vry goot akshully...

YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING YOUR BLOG WHEN:

1) despite checking the 'Remember Me' box when signing in to blogger.com, you've been away SO long that... they forgot. hmm.

2) you don't feel like looking at your blog

3) you feel uncomfortable when people ask if you have a blog

4) your weekly blog hit count goes below 80 visits

5) people stop coming to your blog

6) the ones that do, leave in frustration

7) and often leave behind messages telling you to update

8) your girlfriend is one of them

9) aiyah. you know one la. haha.

yeah yeah been not updates. i'z not beezee. jus lil unhardwurkin. feeling to blog no cummin. not noz who listenin. not noz wat write. wat write will be borin. ze peekshure aso not puttin ups. agin, coz jus lil unhardwurkin. nao use Google Chrome. mus betta. buts evrytym open ze webs browser, owayz see ze 'istoree. owayz see failblog.org and icanhascheezburger.com and graphjam.com and flipperfeet.blogspot.com . oways not see angelofdarknesssss.blogspot.com and blogger.com/home coz... unhardwurkin.

akshully got lots dat can write. vun week ago iz at camps. yez. camps. same plaze as KYC08. NUR LEMBAH PANGSUN theyz call itz. go with a level studan counsil. go on frideh. cummin back is sundeh. is tiring. iz getz painfool soufenir from z camps. is stil nawt heal yet. stil pain. nobodeeh helps. all tinks "hez furs eider, no? let he helps ownself." and zey are rite. iz betta to helpin ownself. but sometimes is nice too if zey offer. forgives me, i tinkin i a bits off tangent nao.

so zis camp. nice camp is. tire, but still vry nice. iz help to plan vun hecktivitee. first mus rearranges own team in straight lines. nao i feelin unhardwurkin to explain akshully. so iz not explain. zen after zat iz arrange ownself, all ownself, in vun circle akkordin to burfday. zey kenot speak at zis time. after zat theyz sittin down. iz makin all make ownself vun sound and vun sound onli. everybody join in. makes musik. i like.

dat nite wez go jungle n walk without lite. fun - see stars nice. fun - walk in dark. not expereence for long tym. not fun - mozzie attacks. not fun - vun he-deot iz ze vun leadin own team, bringing us evrywher but not unnerstan zat we not wants sightseein, but wants eem to follow rope, but mebbe hez not unnerstan engrish so goot. vai? vai hez not unnerstan my engrish? nuttin vrong vith engrish. mebbe lil bit accents but not thick. even tho body thick. but dat vun is different story.

next day v go play uzzer games by uzzer team. fun - pretends to be car n makes z juniors frastratid, crash insides they car meanin they start agin. lol watcha mafala dilla! muruku urugu uno! we'z alzo has raftin and ze pond crossin. iz gets soufenir here. rope is hot when iz go fast, and i kno coz i has got soufenir on leg. is pain.

nite tiem we has campfire and my teams take outs da frastratin on he-deot by me acts as heem, bein all damb and stoopit. well. is not fair. buts iz do it dat time as groups show. he-deot not say kenot. means can. so wez do it.

zat nite also we has single dropping in foresh. we becummin d droppin, and zey's droppin us. iz not smelly. iz not scare. iz tired. and back was pain. and of coz feelin da boredness. after long time, ahbout 1 to 2 hour, zey pick us up agin n take us back to camp. den my dahling. she missing. nots zer. i kno zey take her n hides her to play trick on us. iz not like. iz tired and vanting sleepz. like nao. iz vanting sleepz nao. nao.

on 3rd day iz wake up at 11 coz previous nite z seniors sleep 5am. iz enjoy sleepz. sleepz vry easy and refresh.

wez go for more games. fun.

zat vuz how my camps vos.

yon thursday iz go show with dahling at bangsar. iz enjoy, she enjoy. actrs studio bangsar clozein. so we go as support for last shows. nice. got d up-stand comediens. douglas lim, afdlin shauki, harith iskander. iz see patrick teoh in audience. looks fierce. if not fierce iz talk wit him. but hez fierce.

if vant joke ask k?

iz looks liek stoopit hoomin. i kno. not need to tell. shh.

kthxbai.

angkor wat. what? wat. what?

just back from cambodia!

boy it's been a rough week...

okay. lemme see... when did i last update...?

ahh yess. chinese new year.

welllll.... 

since cny alot has happened. i mean, alotlot. like. alotlot (you get what i mean laaaa).

for starters, i started classes again after the holidays. well, not exactly a lot, you might say, but believe me when i say, class starting is a LOT of work. -.-.... well. chongchong is back in business, ms nesa is rushing thru bio as usual (since we got a LOT to cover before our TWO major exams this year... like... a LOTLOT... like..... you get the drift) mr. ala is comfortably breezing thru physics theory (and me very malas wana do d exercises in d big, thick, heavy book of past year questions) and ms see teaching statsII (which i ALSO very malas wana do d exercises in d big, thick, heavy textbook), and ms joy teaching gp (presentation + essays. dont reli mind d presentations. essay... i feel very... yea u guessed it. malas.) didnt see ms ann in class tho (which means... i didnt touch her homework either... xp). she onli teaches on thursdays n fridays. thursday the lecturers had a staff cny lunch, and friday i wasa off to cambodia. which leads me to point number two....

cambodia. yes i went holiday. lemme tell u d whole story first. long ago, dad asked me n bro whether our schedules are clear for d trip. 6 to 9 february. den i said got skul on friday n monday ma. he said friday we can go after my classes (which end at 12.30 on fridays) and monday is public holiday coz of thaipusam on sunday. so okay lorh. den last week i found out dat we're leaving on friday morning. how did i find out? dad let slip dat my grandfather, yeh yeh as i call him or YY for short, has to stay overnight at our subang place on thursday night coz friday morning gotta fly off. i was like, huh? friday morning? u mean i gotta skip classes on friday morning?? den he said nvm la, i onli got like 3 hours of classes on friday morning. so asked me to skip. very very very reluctantly i agreed. much to my mum's dismay. mum believes that studies comes before anything else. and i agree. but my dad says onli 3 hours, can catch up. so anyways i agreed. den the night before the trip, on thursday night, i overheard my dad talking on d phone dat he's going overseas til tuesday. tuesday?? i waited for him to end his call. den i questioned him. he said yeah all d while it was 6 to 10 february. but even my brother thot it's 6 to 9th. like wtf? now i have to skip friday AND tuesday too?? he said we're reaching lcct at 11.30. can reach my coll by 12.30. but my classes start at 11.30! den he said nvm only 1 hour. that night, i didnt dare tell my mom. but sooner or later it would come out anyway. the next morning in the taxi to lcct at 5am, bro smsed mom. mom called me and then started shouting n scolding n basically being very very very pissed at my dad. to her credit, she has NEVER asked me to skip school EVER BEFORE. when i was in form 3, before we shifted to setiawangsa, she had to send me to school one morning coz i tink i woke up late, too late for d bus. den as she was speeding down jalan ipoh, a thai monk decided to dash across d road, and my mum knocked her. she was alrite, my mum (after a brief period of going crazy) was alrite too. still, my mom sent me to lrt station and then went to police station. and she's probably one of the biggest reasons why I SCORED PERFECT 100% ATTENDANCE FOR ALL FIVE YEARS IN SECONDARY SCHOOOL. so anyways. back to the cambodia mess up. den my mum over the phone scold scold scold n everything. finally she forbade me to go on d trip. which i didnt really object la. cambodia. dont go. so what? i'll get to see michelle n sms her n call her n all anyways. n i'll have d weekend off. den at lcct my dad was like "why is your mum all out to ruin our holidays plans??" den somehow a compromise was reached (although my mum still didnt agree) by my dad spending an extra rm350 to change my return flight one day earlier. so here i am. alone at home. my dad n bro n YY still at cambodia. i din reli miss much la. i like it better here anyways. but my mum is still pissed. me n my bro are supposed to surrender our passports to her for safekeeping.... and making sure my dad doesnt steal me away from college again.

so, cambodia! yes, angkor wat and what not. tuk tuk was interesting! its actually a motorbike pulling a little cart. and im sitting in d cart. haha. bumpy ride! what i rmbr most abt cambodia is dat d place is damn dusty n dry n sandy! of coz, it's d dry season there now ma. the tonle sap lake swells to like 10 times its size during rainy season or something lidat. haha. and the food was good! not too different la from malay food. a lot of lemon grass and basil leaf used. coconuts are a fav drink there. my bro tried a rather peculiar...... local delicacy. it's called balut. or in Khmer (their language) something that sounds like "phon tia khun". it's just a duck egg. but what makes it so special and so weird dat my dad n YY n myself are unwilling to try it? okay. dad said la (not verified to be true) a duck egg typically takes 21 days to develop after being fertilized, to become a chick. this "phon tia khun" is also referred to as the 20 day egg. well. basically when my brother broke the boiled egg open, it was half egg inside and half chick. yeah. semi-developed chick. almost-there-chick. chick-that-nearly-became-chick-but-didnt. yeah. and as my brother was eating it, he took out semi developed bones, one duck foot, and a few feathers.  YES. FEATHERS. but my bro said it's almost tasteless. very subtly, there's the taste of a very dry boiled yolk. u noe, if u boil an egg n eat d yolk by itself. but the broth that's inside d egg was very very good, apparently. tasted like a real, proper, chicken soup, he said. oh well. perhaps when im 23 i'll try something like that. haha. just to creep michelle out. xp she'll never want another kiss. xp

so yeah. it seems that i'm a very busy guy, no? haha. dont blive arr. vina oso say "having Michelle update your blog for you samo" haha. well. im inviting everybody lor to guest blog. coz usually i talk n talk n talk til dry dy my blog. according to my site tracker, my views dipped to 70+ in d last week. haha. well at least i still update lorh. ehemehemLESLEYcoughcough. xp

well. i wana post something sometime abt a topic that caught my interest. something like a gp essay title la. but i thought it up all by myself. hehe. i'll just tell y'all d title, den later (later can mean tomorrow, next week, or next month k!) i'll blog on it.

"Knowledge decreases our appreciation of beauty."

well when i first thought it up i was in cambodia, in the tuk tuk as we drove on d sandy, bumpy roads with my shades n cap and mask. i was thinking. well yeah the angkor wat and angkor thom and etc etc. thinking in d modern world la k. wah klcc. eiffel tower. yada yada yada. very nice meh? i noe how they all built it. nothing great oso. look kinda ugly oso. like two pineapples sticking out of kl. d pyramid very beautiful meh? i declare myself god-king and force thousands of people into slavery just to build my final resting place. very nice meh? i duno.

on the other hand...

wait wait wait. im starting d topic dy! kenot la. my poor readers. dahlah hafta read thru my family affairs (assuming u read la. hahahahaaaaaaaa) now gotta read thru some crazy guy's rantings. rantings by mw. no? haha.

aites. til next time! ciaoz amigoz.

Oi? Siapa ni?

*smiles freakily* Haaaaaai. :D

I feel the pressure. I really really do. How the hell am I suppose to be as funny as Ming Wai? AND ON HIS BLOG! I feel like some local band who performs on stage to buy time for the real band to come out and play (which is what Ming Wai wants anyway, so here I am, the "local band" of the week? Or probably month. Since he seldom update his blog. Why does he own a blog ar if like that? -_-" update la brudder!).

Oh, happy Chinese New Year everyone! Hope you're having a good time!

For those who celebrate Chinese New Year, remember the times where we were greedy little kids who just wanted ang paus? Heck, I remember pulling my mum to go visit all our Chinese neighbours just to receive ang paus. Some can be really generous, while some can be super stingy. There was once I received like RM2 for an ang pau packet. Some more they're close friends of my parents. And they're super rich. When I received that ang pau packet, I ran into the toilet to open it up and my facial expression was like this: -______________-". And I was a 5-year-old! Swt.

But nowadays Chinese New Year to me means family time. Instead of hoping for ang pau packets, I looked forward to meeting my cousins more. Remarkably, the less I hope for ang pau packets, the more I seem to receive. In fact, my aunt gave me an RM50 instead of an RM20, BY MISTAKE! XD My brothers and sister got only RM20 from her. Damn shiok. :D

(Also, another friend of my uncle's gave me and my sister RM20 instead of RM5 like they gave my brothers. Hahahahaha!)

Fine. I'm still that greedy-fat-money-faced kid deep down inside.

I can say that this is the best celebration I ever had: Family reunions, peaceful atmosphere, meeting up with loved ones, and duh, the ang paus.


Oh, I haven't introduced myself. And I'm not going to. But please, take a wild guess (tapi nama aku kat bawah post ni XD). Till then, let us cross fingers in hopes that Ming Wai will update his blog more frequently and that the guest bloggers don't conquer "The Other Side of the Moon".

gong xi fa cai! angpau lai lai!

Happy CNY everyone!

Btw, currently there are FOUR people who have expressed interest in guest blogging. and in response to dsya's "what is guest blogging?" well. i duno what it really is. but to me, it means you get to post one entry on my blog!

come come and have your say on my blog. it's a very small community who reads my blog lah. nothing like sheena's 1000 a day kinda thing. more like.... 100 a week? hahaha. who cares la. u're leaving your mark on my blog leh. dat sez somethin aite?

NEW UPDATE: if ure truly interested, i'll temporarily add you as a blog author for you to add one post. so if you wana say something here, then give me your email address where you want me to send you the invite kay? cheers!

okay. time to get down to homework... or not. lolcats is really killin me!

oh yeah. time to take down my poll. btw. i am around 90kg. surprised? from the poll results, i dont tink so. haha....